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contagiouscostuming:

Amora the Enchantress

ekisaleks:

"Some are born with busts, some are born with butts, but whatever makes you feel confident and like loving yourself more, be proud. I’m all for it. ”

Queen

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Christoph Waltz for Fantastic Man ph. by Alasdair Mclellan

Christoph Waltz for Fantastic Man ph. by Alasdair Mclellan

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Mice are seriously the most crafty animals. 

They stole Gambits dog food and stock piled it… but I found it. And killed them.

I’m a little sad - because I can’t stop thinking about Cinderella and how those mice grab the corn from the chickens. Jaq and Gus ): 

Niplé

Niplé

update:

Pretty sure my roommate has to be having sex with his ex girlfriend right now… and I have to pee. 

But the bathroom is right beside his room.

I guess I’ll just eat cookies and pretend I’m doing important things down here.

I am seriously the worst at writing professional emails. 

I either sound ignorant, pretentious, or just plain stupid.

I’m thinking of creating a comic book based on my living situation. 

And call it 2 and a half people

because my roommate is short.

I hope he never reads this.

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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On living with two men:

Should I be putting the toilet seat back up after I use the toilet?